The boy asks him what he's going to do with all that cow poop.
" The pirate said, "Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook." A little boy is walking down the country road one day when he comes across a man who has a truck load of cow manure.
I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?
The man says, "I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries." The little boy looks up at the man and says, "I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries." I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day.
Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the asshole of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility.
A man was sitting at a bar one day when a pirate walked in. " I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks." Then the voice asked, "So what are you up to?
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