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It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.” “Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends” “Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” “Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.” “A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.” “Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one's self.” “If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.” “Sometimes, when only one person is missing, and the whole world seems desolated.” “Love is the best refreshment in life.” “No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married for quarter of a century.” “The secret to having a good married life is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal.” “It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do .....

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Homer Simpson Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? A compromise is an agreement whereby both partiesget what neither of them wanted.

Steven Wright Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

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