Ten items makes for a short list when I have no shortage of good material, but these were pretty easy to discern as the ultimate want to hear about your ex-girlfriend, your ex-wife, or your ex-best friend that you were in love with. No woman wants to hear about that one time you got so wasted that you (fill in the blank). If you really are someone who doesn’t stray, then your loyalty will become clear as we get to know you better. And we understand, because we love our best girlfriends.Additionally, we don’t want to hear about how you are still friends with any of the previously mentioned, how much you hate any of the previously mentioned, or how you still are. We get it, drunk stories can be hilarious and show us that you are capable of having fun and living on the edge. You don’t need to be the spokesperson for all the nice guys left out there. We read you loud and clear, you want us to know that you won’t give up your bromances for us.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Cats are independent, they dont listen, they dont come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when theyre home they like to be left alone and sleep.If a guy is too into his bros, he might not be good at balancing time in a relationship.No woman wants to play second fiddle to her man’s best buds. About how much money you make or all the important people you know. Yeah, we want you to be fit and to lead an active lifestyle, but we don’t want your gym schedule to negate the possibility of spontaneity in our dating life. Even if you have the best of intentions by telling us about you mother, it has the potential to give some really poor first impressions. And remember, lingerie had less calories and little trans fats. Not just the bacon, but the poisoning could refer to the “Pig” aka “Tom”. do what you gotta do to be happy, just don’t hurt anyone or yourself. I can’t say I understand or am into all the bondage, spanking, and nipple clamp type stuff.
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